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Tuesday, June 06, 2006

gonflable

Three hilarious quotes from Episode One of "The Kershenbaums at Dinner":

(1)

Ariana is making unintelligible, yet in no way muffled (e.g. loud as all HECK) noises...

Me:  Ariana!  PLEASE be quiet!

Ariana: No, thanks!

 

(2)

Mom:  Ariana could be a professional clown!

Me: Well, not so much a clown...maybe a comedian...

Ariana (sarcastically): Ohhh, what would I have to do? Change colors or something??

Mom and Liz: ???

Me: No, Ariana, that's chameleon.

 

(3)

Mom (calling off into the depth of our kitchen): Are you a moron from beyond the grave!?!

(I am not going to try to contextualize that one...it would take too much time...)

~ amk, local porcupine 

 



Getting ready for an in-class essay on the main story from:
Ethan Frome & Selected Stories (Barnes & Noble Classics Series) (B&N Classics Trade Paper)
By Edith Wharton


I need this back from Bubby so I can throw it at someone unsuspecting...or suspecting...:
Fire & Grace
By Alasdair Fraser



Posted at 09:49 pm by catluverAMK

Longview
June 11, 2006   07:13 PM PDT
 
Wait, what does "local porcupine" mean?
Longview
June 11, 2006   07:11 PM PDT
 
I think the second one absoulty brillant. That's like, Lewis Black material!
 

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