Three hilarious quotes from Episode One of "The Kershenbaums at Dinner":
Ariana is making unintelligible, yet in no way muffled (e.g. loud as all HECK) noises...
Me: Ariana! PLEASE be quiet!
Ariana: No, thanks!
Mom: Ariana could be a professional clown!
Me: Well, not so much a clown...maybe a comedian...
Ariana (sarcastically): Ohhh, what would I have to do? Change colors or something??
Mom and Liz: ???
Me: No, Ariana, that's chameleon.
Mom (calling off into the depth of our kitchen): Are you a moron from beyond the grave!?!
(I am not going to try to contextualize that one...it would take too much time...)
~ amk, local porcupine
June 11, 2006 07:13 PM PDT
Wait, what does "local porcupine" mean?
June 11, 2006 07:11 PM PDT
I think the second one absoulty brillant. That's like, Lewis Black material!
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